ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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