my mouth tastes like poor choices
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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