Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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