North Korea, Best Korea!
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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