We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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