Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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