found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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