let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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