my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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