LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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