She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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