I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
