I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
No subtext here. People are naked.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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