If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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