i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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