okay pat passed out under dana's car
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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