I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i just had sex bonerless
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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