I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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