Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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