Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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