Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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