I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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