operation harelip BJ is a go
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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