is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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