I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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