and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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