when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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