Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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