Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
im holly from the hills drunk
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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