either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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