I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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