i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
