the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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