I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
