i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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