the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
third nipple confirmed
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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