he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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