It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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