Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Randomize
