No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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