It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
this will be a night to untag.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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