Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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