I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It's blow job season.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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