Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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