So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
