Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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