At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
