I want to have your abortion
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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