Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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