it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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